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Gleny.com
Photos of the event here
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Seaside Is Cooler than Belmar
 
gleny.com
I have often been called a "Belmar Guy".
I totally accept that title, I love this town. I live here,
party here, vacation here. Sometimes I work here. I really like
this town. The Belmar Parade committee how ever doesn't have
the same opinion of me. They hate me, completely and whole heartedly.
They suck. This year Seaside's St Patty's Committee contacted
me and invited me into their parade. The back story was last
year; one of the Seaside committee saw us driving our "patty
wagon" down Main St. and fell in love with our happiness
and enthusiasm. He tried to call me last year, but the timing
was off and when I called him back I missed the lineup. He remembered
me from 05' and called me this year. This time I was all over
calling him back and we made into the parade.
The weather for Belmar's parade was about 42
and windy. But Seaside was about 58 and sunny. I tend to believe
it had to do with Committee Karma. I guess float against float,
Seaside and Belmar have about the same parade. The only thing
I can think of that made Seaside a much better parade was of
course; Gleny.com and the Patty Wagon.
We brought about 12 people, rocked the music
( DJ buddy love) and of course we had the midgets. It all went
so smooth. We promenaded down the street and I even had a band
leader baton, which I learned how to toss and catch on the go.
I really enjoy bringing in the herd during the parade events.
I will miss Belmar's parade next year still, but thank you Seaside
for letting us in, we had a blast.
The video of the parade will be in the Winter
Wrap up DVD available soon.
Click play on the leftto see the little video montage...
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An Article from the IRISH VOICE... about
us!
No Leprechauns
Need Apply

The St. Patrick's Day parade in Belmar is one of the largest
parades in the state, and this year was no exception. An occasional
cloud lazily floated on the cool ocean breezes as a crowd estimated
to be in the hundred thousand range lined the parade route to
cheer on marching bands, emergency vehicles with screeching
sirens, and bagpipers. Apple cheeked toddlers were hoisted on
their parents' shoulders while their older siblings scurried
under the feet of the crowd to get a good spot up front.
There was one group of little people (I was unable to get the
politically correct consensus as to whether to use "midget"
or "dwarf" to describe their stature, so we all arrived
on "little people" over a pint) who were not able
to participate in the festivities. They milled around an ornately
decorated bus, holding up signs that read "Belmar oppresses
little people."
Could this be? A St. Patrick's Day Committee was banning leprechauns
from their parade?
"We're here to march," said one little person who
went by the name Leo. "I drove a long way to come here
and pass out candy to the kids in the parade route and bring
a little fun into the mix. We just got kicked out of the staging
area."
"We've been coming here for nine years," says a bewildered
Glen Kislowski, the organizer (and big person) of the protest.
"We had sixty two people partying on the main street here
last year. No one will give us a straight story on why we are
banned this year. We just get a curt email from the organizers
telling us 'you're banned.'"
The Irish Voice reached out to one of the Grand Marshall and
festival co-organizer, Eugene "Chip" Cavanagh, who
tells a different story.
"We got a lot of complaints about that crowd last year,"
he said of Kislowski's posse. "They had open containers
of alcohol in the middle of the street, and that is against
the law, plain and simple. They're lucky they didn't get locked
up."
"There's a guy walking down the street (as part of the
parade) dressed in a pint of Guinness, observed protester Colleen
Bilodeau of Jackson, NJ. "That doesn't promote drinking
too much!"
In addition to the public drinking, Mr. Cavanagh cites the platforms
at the top of the bus where the little people greeted the crowd
as being unsafe.
A closer inspection of the protestor's signs and handouts reveal
that they are associated with gleny.com, a web site of partygoers
who blog about the best bars and sell the kinds of marital aids
you'd find at the glass concessions counter of a Times Square
peep show.
"The site is frisky, but that is real life," says
Kislowski "Belmar became a town on bars and clubs and renters.
They said they got complaints last year, but they didn't say
what it was. It is an overall shun, to me in particular and
the youth in general."
Kislowski is so distraught over what he sees as the town council's
effort to discourage Belmar's partying ways by raising taxes
and cracking down on beachgoers that he is contemplating a run
for office.
Nothing could be further from the truth, according to Cavanagh
during an interview with The Coast Star, a local newspaper serving
southern Monmouth County, which includes Belmar. "They
were trying to figure out a way to get out of the doldrums of
winter and kick-start the summer," he says of the reasons
founders like Mr. Stanley and Jerry Lynch had for starting the
parade in 1973 to begin with. According to the article, he and
his fellow co-chairman, Bill O'Connell, will continue to stage
the parade to re-energize the residents of Belmar and the Jersey
Shore.
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Thoughts on SAVANNAH
By TEAM SAVANNAH
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Gleny
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| Joe really had the best time, other
then accidentally getting pissed on, he said the trip was flawless.
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Joe
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Jay
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Adam
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| Rich is too busy with changing the
face of the internet to get back to me on his views of the tirp,
but I did see him laugh a few times and I am pretty confident he
had a great time. |
Rich
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EASTER BUNNY FACTOID
Having sex with a Playboy Playmate
is exactly
42%
hotter
then having sex with just Bunny ears on and smoking a pipe.
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A
WORD ABOUT The Passover Squirrel

Growing up my family was catholic,
and we did the Easter/Christmas only church goings. I went to
a Catholic grade school so you had to go to church as a family
once a week, but of course if you just sent in the weekly donation
checks, they somehow let that slide. But my parents along with
about ¾ of the school still felt like that they had to
go on Easter and Christmas. Now we all know that these 2 holidays
have become more about marketing and merchandize and secular
goings on then about Jesus. According to the Story Jesus was
born on Christmas, the whole immaculate conception, ones of
the greatest miracles of all time, God impregnating a normal
human. It is pretty incredible if but even Sci-fi standards
today. Anyways when you think Christmas you think; Fat guy,
red suit, presents, and little lights on strings. Christmas
is so unbelievable marketed that it even puts the American Idol
people on 2nd burner when it comes to turning nothing into billions
of dollars.
Easter is no different; again
the story. God-man dies people the corrupt church at the time
didn't want his message out, actually gets crucified. Crucifixion
is no joke either, make you march your own cross up a hill,
then nail you to it for like days until you die from hanging
there. Damn! Ok, they pull Jesus down dead; bury him in a tomb...
another 3 days later he rises from the dead. Ok again, pretty
impressive miracle (if it is true). But The Easter bunny still
gets more play and merchandise
Where are the SON OF GOD
crucifixion play sets? I mean 'Playmobile" needs to move
on this. Www.DressupJesus.com
is a start but Bob Smith can't do it all on his own.
I think I spewed off topic.
This story is about Irving. While growing up we always laughed
at the ludicracy of the Easter Bunny. So we invented his arch
enemy. Irving the Passover Squirrel. Irving was Jewish, not
that I have anything against the Jews, but we needed a villain
and an Italian Squirrel just didn't do it for us. Irving is
into eggs and chocolates. So we just took the fable of the Easter
bunny and added him in. See the Bunny is hiding the eggs from
Irving. And Irving has recruited the children to get the eggs,
now the kids think that they are getting prices but come on,
you have been to those lame Easter egg hunts where all you get
is a quarter or even worse, they use real eggs and all you get
is an hardboiled egg that has been sitting out in the lawn for
6 hours
So Irving and the Easter Bunny
have been locked in fictional war for decades with no end in
site. This little twist on the Easter Bullshit helped me threw
my childhood. Pass it on
Because those Passover kids need
a hero too!
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