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TO GIVE OR NOT TO GIVE

Still haven't gotten that special something for that special or not so special someone you consider your valentine? More can help! Below our best relationship and consumer experts have banded together (actually it's just one sleep deprived college student coming up with these ideas) to provide a short list of gifts to go for, the old standbys, and the things you should steer clear of buying if you desire some Valentine's Day sex.

We begin with an idea that will hopefully gain you entry into your Valentine's waistband.
This is pretty obvious you would think, but so many people forget... EVERY Valentines gift should be paired with a card. No matter what gift is pair with it, a card that says something sincere can make all the difference. Now whether the card is sappy, funny, or simply says "Happy V Day" inside of it, there should be a hand-written message from you inside (preferably a sentence or more) this shows that you actually took some time to formulate a sentence. This can save you from being denied sex if you give a bad gift. I would also note that in some rare cases a card is a sufficient gift.

Below is a list of old standbys: gifts that, if done wrong, will spell trouble for you on Valentine's day.
1. Lingerie. Men have the best intentions when it comes to buying something sexy for their Valentine but too often a lacy little gift can end up being bad news. Here are some things to think about before you run out and buy your Valentine unmentionables.

Do you know her size? This can be tricky, if you don't happen to know that your significant other is a specific size in a specific brand then you might be better off getting flowers. Buy a size too small and you won't see it on Valentine's night. Buy a size too large and be prepared to have a new one ripped.

Do you know her taste? If you know you have a high maintenance girl who is into Juicy and Gucci think La Perla, not JC Penny. If your girl thinks missionary is the only sexual position and thinks porn is 'icky' crotchless panties may not be the best gift, go for something more vanilla.

2. Chocolates. No gift says 'I forgot about Valentine's day' more than a cheesy heart shaped box of Russell Stover that can be purchased at any drug store. If your girl loves chocolate go for Godiva, not a Whitman's Sampler.

3. Jewelry. Men should err on the side of caution when giving the gift of jewelry. Many women see a tiny box and equate it with commitment. If this doesn't worry you then go for the gold, or white gold, or platinum. When buying jewelry use the questions found under lingerie as a guideline.

4. Flowers. The key to sending flowers is to actually SEND them... most women LOVE to get flowers at work. This allows their coworkers to see that they do, in fact, have someone who cares about them. Also, if your girlfriend is a catty bitch, this allows her to throw the fact that she got flowers in the faces of female coworkers, especially if her bouquet is larger or nicer than others.

5. DVD\ CD. If you have a memory decent enough to recall the first movie you two went to see or a band she really loves this present is a good idea. If your first though is to get her the complete first season of G String Divas, or a Jerry Springer box set... stay far far away from Best Buy and go with something else.

6. Sex Toys. Unlike 1 through 4 this gift is certainly not an old standby. The sex toy can be a great 'add on' gift. Now this should go without saying but I will say it anyway, DO NOT buy a sex toy for your valentine if you think she will take offense to the gift. This idea is better for couples who really know each other and are comfortable with their sexuality.

Readers, I will leave you with this one last bit of advice. No matter what gift you bring to her door on Valentine's day remember to be a gentleman. Even the nicest gift will not make up for having to deal with a significant other who exhibits rude, unkind, or downright mean behavior.