what shawn has to say

So here's the deal…sorry this is so late…lets get to it. Let me preface this by saying I love reading and I think everyone should indulge themselves in a great book as often as possible. But, like most guys I know, when you are sitting around with absolutely nothing to do and some broadband internet at your fingertips, or at your palms I might say, are you gonna sit around reading with a blanket over your legs? I think not. There is a world of porn on the internet as you all know so well. Soft, hard, interracial, lesbian, gay, teens, toons, you get the idea…the internet has whatever kind of porn you need. But after years and years of the same old 1 on 1, blowjob, missionary, riding, then doggy, then a cumshot porno, you get tired of it and you yearn for something else. Not to say that I am truly bored of that traditional porno, but sometimes you want to treat yourself to a little more excitement. This is where Meatholes comes in. I stumbled upon a Meatholes video on my porno torrent site a few months back. Nikki Hunter I believe was the victim…yes victim. The video starts with the camera man who is the organizer/narrarator…whatever you may call him involved in a brief Q & A with Nikki. When all of a sudden it turns into talks of her father and he is bringing up all these bad memories that I assume Nikki tried to keep deep down inside her fake breasts. This gets her into hysterics, and while she is crying about her troubles, the male porno star begins to have his way with her. I mean really having his way with her. Throat fucking, choking her, spitting in her mouth and all over her face. The camera man steps on her vagina with his reeboks. The guy tries to put it in her ass dry which causes her to physically accost him. She calls it quits there but the camera man coaxes her back into the scene, where the relentless fucking continues. I'm not positive, but I believe another man comes in for some DP and all that other MMF good stuff. This isn't the kind of video you wanna watch with your girlfriend/wife, this is the kind of video that when all is said and done you are not only disgusted with the actors, but mostly yourself. But that dis-taste for yourself won't last long guys…maybe 10 minutes. So sample the clip Gleny put up and have a blast

Good Vibrations a true story by Tanya

My story begins when I needed some sexy supplies for my best-friends bachelorette party and made my way to "The Pleasure Chest" in the West Village. I have always been somewhat intimidated by sex stores because of their sleazy appeal and reputation but I was advised by a female friend that "this" store was not to be frightened of and upon approaching I was pleased to find absolutely the cutest boutique a girl could ask for.

I gathered some fun sexy items for the party: penis straw caps, a deck of sexy playing cards, you know, the normal staples of a bachellorette party. Then I glanced up at the back wall, to find a colorful, fun, array of the one thing that had been missing in my life, a vibrator.

Purple, blue, yellow, orange, flesh toned in light, medium and dark, big, small, enormous, one appendage, two, three. Some vibrated, twisted, spun, some did all three at different intensities, and rhythms. And so I thought to myself, if I'm going to be shopping here anyway and I haven't had sex in nearly a year, why the hell not.

I decided on the cutest one I could find, it was by Fun Factory® called Paul and Pauline. He was bright green roughly 6 inches long, I was cautious not to select an intimidating girth that would affect my tightness, so this one was perfect. The base was in the shape of an apple and the main shaft looked like an inchworm with a cute little smiley face. There was a second little worm, at the base, that would later help me bring myself to unsurpassed pleasure, even till this day. So, like a child who just received a new toy, I rushed home to unwrap and "receive" my new toy.

So after my shower that evening I eyed my new toy that was tucked away in its box in a discreet bag in the corner of my room. I gingerly opened the box to reveal my prize inside. Batteries already in place, thanks to the cashier of the store, I began to poke and prod the 2 buttons on the base. One made the shaft vibrate, the other made it swirl and both had intensity lever to increase or decrease to my pleasure. The shaft was soft and inviting, probably more so then I had realized at the time.

So I undid my robe and lay back on my bed. Nervous about putting it inside I allowed the low vibrations to just touch upon my outside skin and it wasn't long until I had spread apart the folds of skin and made contact with my clit. The warm sensation that overcame my body on the first time of feeling such a vibration against the tiny sensitive nerve was incredible and the desires that followed could only be described as animal.

Soon, my hand ventured lower in order to feel the warm, soft, slickness that my pussy had now become. When the anticipation finally became too much I entered the soft tip and then with a slow comfortable rhythm allowed the hard phallic tool to penetrate me deeper with each stroke.
Now I was getting really warm

and wet, my head started feeling dizzy and my face hot with erotic frustration. I knew I would never cum this way because I could never cum while lying on my back. I rolled over, propped the suedo-manhood up on my body length pillow and straddled it. I moved my body up and down forcing it deeper and deeper with the small appendage vibrating vigorously against my clit. Harder and faster and before I could realize what I was doing, I was in a squatting position giving it to myself harder and better then any man had.

I began to feel it deep within, the wave of heat flushed through my body up to my face and down to my toes then in a flash the coolness of knowing I would release in seconds. The noise I spoke could only be ecstasy taking its sound form and felt my body twitch slightly as I continued to whimper until the out of control feeling had passed. My heart was racing and I tried to calm myself. I rolled over on my back once again and took the now silent toy from my body and smiled at it, because it was smiling back at me.

I noticed as I cleaned the toy later on the evening that there was an inscription on the base of the toy that read "LOVE YOURSELF" and I knew that I would be doing much more of that in the future.

WINNER OF GLENY fansign contest

RUNNER UP FOR JAN....

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