|
Steak and Blowjob Day
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Steak And A Blowjob Day)
Steak and Blowjob Day is a humorous parody holiday created
by radio disc jockey Tom Birdsey in 2002, as a male version
of Valentine's day. The day is supposed to be celebrated
by women giving "their man" a high quality steak
and performing oral sex on him. The day is marked as happening
on March 14, a month after Valentine's day. The holiday
was created with some promotional intent by the radio
station 103.7 FNX in Providence, Rhode Island.
Birdsey's official webpage for the holiday
contains links to recipes for steak and oral sex techniques,
as well as selling merchandise and offering to send cards
with messages such as "March 14th is a day for you/Meat
on your plate/And in my mouth too."
The idea has spread beyond Rhode Island
to Internet culture, although the date has varied. The
date was initially set to March 20th, but in 2003 and
subsequent years it was relocated to March 14th, one month
after Valentine's Day.
The original message written by Birdsey
(and first circulated on the Internet in February 2002)
states:
"Guys, you know the drill. Every
14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness
for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one
special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend
that you really do love them more than any other. Now
ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really
don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on
your face when we get it right is priceless, but that
smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.
Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's
no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation
for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too
proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
"Which is why a new holiday has been created. March
14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".
Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has
been created so you ladies finally have a day to show
your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers,
no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday
explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally,
this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob
Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere
try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable
March 14th. It's like a perpetual love machine!
"The word is already beginning to spread, but as
with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the
ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love
and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and
bjs."
|
STEAK AND BLOWJOB
DAY is MARCH 14th
a
public service announcement




v
|