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JayFest 2006: The backyard party of the year!!!

by: shortbus Jay

Wow what to say about JayFest!! Simply put, a crazy night of great times, awesome people, and of course an obscene amount of fun-filled drunken debauchery. After weeks of planning, JayFest went off without a hitch and an amazing time was had by all.

Completely stocked with two kegs, an arsenal of your favorite liquor, an ice luge, beer pong, flip cup, inground pool, some good music, and enough burgers and dogs to feed a small army all the ingredients were in the mix for a kick ass party. I couldn't have asked for a nicer day for my first annual beer-b-que bash than this day, 80 degrees and sunny with a 100% chance of good ol' fashioned craziness.

The party started off with some chill low-key chillin by the pool, enjoying some burgers and dogs while I finished last minute construction on our make-shift stand for the on the Ice Luge. As more and more people arrived and started getting their drink on the party really started hopping. I'm not quite sure how many people ended up making it but I know at one point Gleny counted 62 people in my backyard at once including people making the drive out from New York, Philly, Maryland, Connecticut and Long Island! With friends coming and going all day I'd hafta say 80-100 on the night total, which was pretty damn good considering the hellish beach traffic.

The ice luge was flowing pretty steadily all night and was a main attraction of the party, with survivor flip cup and beer pong tying for a close second. All in all great times, it was so awesome getting to hang out with everyone and seeing some good friends I haven't seen in a while.

I'd like to thank everyone for making the trip down and making the 1st Annual Jayfest a friggin awesome time! No drama, nothing got broken or taken, everyone was there just to have an awesome time and they surely did! Plans are already in the works for a bigger and crazier JayFest 2007!!! Stay Tuned for details!

Top 5 Tips to Throwing a Kick Ass House Party:

5. A good party is a well stocked party!- Make sure you have everything you need ready come party time. Plan out how much alcohol you think you'll go throw and add on a keg to that and a 5 gallon batch of the famous gleny punch and you'll be good to go. Make sure your party is also well stocked with good music, fun drinking games, and food and snacks.

4. Great guestlist!- The people who make it out are really what are gonna make your party a great time. Once you get everything you need planned out, make sure to invite fun, drama free people that are all about having a good time. Lots of hot girls of course too!!

3. Make Sure to get an Ice Luge!- well worth 60-80 bucks for hours of fun and craziness!! Will be sure way to get the party hopping quick!

2 Give the party of name!!- Stirs up lots of excitement, people are all about hitting it up if its got a catchy name.

1. Invite Jay- enough said!!!

ANAL for DUMMIES
	I am not an expert on anal sex. I like it, but I don't get it enough... kind of like good meatloaf. I figured I would just put a little blurb up with some tidbits about it. So this isn't really a Guide as it is a collection of different opinions and factoids on Anal Sex. Now whether you are 'greek' or not, this might be fun to read. I was going to include a video clip of some anal sex, but I thought that might be too graphic. If you want to see some of that, just email me and I will send you some links.. hehe. I talked to a dozen or so people about anal sex this week. Some were men and some where women. Some hate it and some need it as a regular part of their sex lives.. Then there were some that are like catholic with it, ya know.. Just anal sex on easter and christmas or special holidays. They all say the same.. SLOW AND STEADY wins the race. Some of the 'pros' strongly suggest lube and patience as the 2 most important things.. One funny friends said that wine was the key ingredient in a good anal orgasm.. Who knows. But if anyone out there wants to chat about their good times or their miscues.. you just let me know.
---From the Wikepedia--- Anal sex or anal intercourse is a form of human sexual behavior. While there are many sexual acts involving the anus, anal cavity, sphincter valve and/or rectum, the specific meaning describes the insertion of the erect penis into the rectum through the anus. The insertion of a sex toy (dildo, butt plug, vibrator) or other object, the finger or the hand (fisting) as well as the tongue (anilingus) counts as anal stimulation and is not considered anal sex. Anal-oral contact is also referred to as anilingus and colloquially known as rimming, rimjob, tossing the salad, or 87 (compare 69), is a sexual activity involving contact between the anus or perianal areas of one person and the mouth of another. It was referred to also as the black kiss. Anilingus (from "anus" and "lingua", commonly misspelled as "analingus", compare to cunnilingus from "cunnus [vulva]" and "lingua") is thus simultaneously anal sex and oral sex. It should be contrasted with anal sex followed by fellatio, which is often referred to as ass to mouth, A2M, ATM or A2OGM, which is in effect anal-oral contact at one remove.

	for example from a guy... if that ass hasn't been worked with before... don't go putting the hammer in there May need a few times of minor play.. like the good ole' shocker, if that gets a good reaction a couple of times.. then it's ok to investigate the full-on deed. or from another girl... just got me excited that it made him excited and pretty much made him putty in my hands.
SAFETY TIP -During heterosexual anal intercourse, a penis that was in the anus should never be put into the vagina without either washing off the penis or changing the condom, as this can lead to vaginal infections.
	"...I wasn't expecting to enjoy anal EVER. Any efforts towards that had been disasters. But one night on the floor in my living room, things changed. On my hands and knees, doing it doggie style and I was more excited than usual. My boyfriend's long time fascination with my other hole just got to be too much for him. Before either of us knew it, he had his thumb slipped inside me, fingering me anally. The proof that I was LOVING it was in the unbelieveable screaming orgasm that resulted very quickly there after. Anal is no longer the taboo that it once was for either of us. And believe me, it definitely intensifies ANY orgasm!"

and a classic...

FANSIGNS TO GLENY

And 1 Slutty one